You Know You're a Biker When...

1. Your bikes are worth more than your car.



2. You choose your home solely on the basis of whether or not it is flat enough to ride into, how many bikes fit in the garage, and how close the good trails are.



3. The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "how's my bike?"



4. You mentally log every meal as "good fuel" or "bad fuel".



5. You have money left over after paying bills and the first thing you do is reach for the nearest dirt bike catalog.



6. You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is "how many bikes can I buy?"



7. You can tell your wife with a straight face that it's too hot to mow the lawn then take off and ride for eight hours.



8. You own more tools to work on your bike than your car and house combined.



9. You buy your main means of transportation based on whether or not your bike will fit in back.



10. You pull up hard on the steering wheel trying to jump your car over a pot-hole.



11. You refuse to buy any furniture because you might need the space for your bikes.



12. You prefer spending Saturday night alone in the basement with your bike.

Ring a bell?